Very Tiny Veins, Very Bad Veins

As I was walking to work this morning, I passed the Bloodmobile parked outside of the Barnes & Thornburg Law Firm. Instead of feelings of appreciation, it gave me feelings of rage. Rage for my tiny, selfish arm veins. I have attempted to give blood three times in my life, and all three attempts have resulted in a barely-filled, thrown-away bag of my blood. I think I am ready to give up.